Cats have standards. Very high standards. And unfortunately, you’re probably failing most of them. Here’s what your cat’s review of you might look like.
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Breakfast was 4 minutes late.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Human closed the bathroom door. Unacceptable.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Bought me a $60 bed. I prefer the box.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Touched my belly after several clear warnings.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Vacuum cleaner still lives here.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Human went to work for 8 hours. Came home smelling like other humans.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Took me to the vet and called it ‘a little trip.’ Deception.”
- ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Put medicine in my favorite food. Trust is gone.”
Final rating of humans: ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Would not recommend to other cats. Unfortunately, I’m emotionally attached.
Meow for more. 🐾